In 2006, Chronicle Books published my book, Redneck Words of Wisdom: Real-life Expressions, Advice, Commentary, and Observations from Some of the Smartest People Around . . . Rednecks. It sold around 20,000 copies but was never given a second edition. Recently I found a small stash of very slightly used copies and was able to purchase them. Going to look for a few more and try to keep them in stock. If you’d like a signed copy, here’s your chance! I can sign it to you or someone else, or I can just autograph it. Up to you. Let me know once you’ve purchased your copy. Please note: there are a few curse words in this book. I mean, it’s rednecks. Some people seem shocked by that. Fair warning.

Here is the official description of the book from Chronicle Books:
Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.