REDNECK WORDS OF WISDOM: REAL LIFE EXPRESSIONS, ADVICE, COMMENTARY, AND OBSERVATIONS FROM SOME OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE AROUND...REDNECKS
Back in about 2006, Jaimie had an fine idea for a website, which the fine folks at Chronicle Books thought would make a fine book. It's a collection of all the weird, dumb, folksy, and intelligent sayings your redneck relatives use to describe things. "She's uglier than a mud fence." Or maybe, "It's hotter than a Walmart parking lot in August!" The one that inspired Jaimie to start writing them down and turn them into something was the very accurate, "I feel like I got eat by a bear and sh*t off a cliff." Yep. Redneck Words of Wisdom. And now it's available for the first time ever on Kindle and Nook. (BUY IT BELOW)
REVIEWS FROM AMAZON
“You don't have to be a redneck to appreciate this little book. In fact, there are a few sayings here that I have used myself, and a few more I have heard people here in East Texas use (does that count? I mean, this place does have a lot of rednecks). Anyhow, it is funny and amusing at times. Other times, you come across some saying that is quite deep. Overall, a nice entertaining read.” — Angel
”Okay, so... I admit it. After reading this book multiple time I have come to the conclusion that I am definitely part redneck. O.O Scary thought, that.” — Danielle
”Hilarious read, so many great sayings that will have you splitting your sides.” — Kathryn Dechairo
”I enjoyed reading all the Redneck sayings that I grew up with. Some I’d never heard. I grew up in the south and it helped me remember that time of my youth.” — Tommie Hughes
GET A SIGNED COPY!
I have a few very slightly used copies of the book that I was recently able to obtain (it’s currently out of print). I will sign a copy for you, to you, to someone else. Up to you. Order here….
NOW REDNECK WORDS OF WISDOM IS AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE AND NOOK! I TOOK THE ORIGINAL BOOK VERSION, ADDED TONS OF NEW REDNECK SAYINGS SUBMITTED FROM REDNECKS ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND MADE IT AVAILABLE FOR KINDLE AND NOOK FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. AND IT'S ONLY $2.99! GET IT!